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Where the grouches
come to grouse.


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Rusty Zipper
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Shag
Tahiti
Tiki Bar Reviews
Tiki News
Tiki Trader

Modernism:

Angela Adams
Design Within Reach
Go Mod
Highbrow Furniture
Jens Jensen
Jet Set
Krypton
LA Modern Auctions
Lever House
Herman Miller Furniture
Isamu Noguchi
R20th Century Design
Reference Books
Retro Modern
Useful Things

Drink:

Belikin Beer (Belize)
Berghoff (Chi)
Billy Goat Tavern (Chi)
Green Mill (Chi)
Duda's (B-more)
Hinano Beer (Tahiti)
Jack Daniel's Distillery (Tenn)
Tom Bergin's (LA)
Webtender

Vigorous Life:

Cap'n Dave
Field & Stream
Partypoopers
PATC
Real-time Streamflow
Bully!

Miscellaneous:

Heather Havrilesky
Instapundit
James Lileks
700,000,000
Page Six
Alan Shepard
Sam Snead
Wayback Machine

Rounds Owed:

Andrew, 0
Hal, 0
Jim, 0
Lee, 0
Liz, 1*
Thomas, 1

Rounds Paid:

Andrew, 7*
Hal, 2
Jim, 3*
Lee, 4*
includes 1 Bond Special
Liz, 1
Thomas, 0

*includes one Skinner Special for the unfortunate Lost Weekend oversight




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Thursday, February 27, 2003

 

Wesleyan Class of '24

Introducing Ulysses Grant Martin (Ulyssia Grant if it's a girl), my nephew (or neice).



By the way Andrew, that can't be us, because Lee is missing and you forgot to bring your ukelele.


posted by Henry Basenji at 2/27/2003 07:57:00 PM

Monday, February 24, 2003

 

joSH AGle

Has he been following us?





posted by Andrew Hazlett at 2/24/2003 08:58:00 PM

Monday, February 17, 2003

 

In honor of the Simpsons 300th

I didn't bother to watch the special last night, and, yes, they probably should have pulled the plug years ago, but here's something to remind us of the show's glory days:






posted by Andrew Hazlett at 2/17/2003 04:37:00 PM

 

Discovering Instant Messenger

I wish I knew how to move this emoticon to IM...


posted by Andrew Hazlett at 2/17/2003 04:06:00 PM

Sunday, February 16, 2003

 

Where is James F. Stanek?

What's Jim up to? Haven't seen him post here in a while.




posted by Andrew Hazlett at 2/16/2003 04:55:00 PM

Thursday, February 13, 2003

 

Who is "James F. Stanek"?

And why does he know so much about "alien-shoot-'em-up" games? Is it true that "the real fun of Total Eclipse... is the ability of the FireWing you control to roll out of its normally horizontal alignment"?


posted by Andrew Hazlett at 2/13/2003 08:14:00 PM

Thursday, February 06, 2003

 

Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself

Maybe you can arrange to have Chuck Woolery pay a visit to Andrew. There's nothing more fearsome than Chuck Woolery when he's angry. Except maybe Charles Nelson Reilly when he's angry.


posted by Henry Basenji at 2/06/2003 08:42:00 PM

Tuesday, February 04, 2003

 

Breaking News

Bush to America: More Andrew, less Antiques Roadshow.


posted by Henry Basenji at 2/04/2003 11:24:00 AM